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I think we finally reached the finish line with this one

Tommy:
http://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/307491937194237953

Cait:
#horsemeat

Joe:
horse meat is definitely trending

Jason:
I'm not sure how different eating a cow is compared to eating horse.

Jason:
Sorry for beating a dead horse.

Cait:
oh no...

Tommy:
You're really riding this one out

Cait:
here it comes

Joe:
we have to whip you back into shape

Jason:
I'll rein it in

Tommy:
What's wrong Cait? Why the long face?

Cait:
you guys really need to stop horsing around

Jason:
It's fine as long as we're having fun. That's the mane thing

Joe:
Alright, saddle down everyone

Jason:
We kind of started to stirrup some trouble, didn't we?

Tommy:
It's definitely something that would disturb our neeeiiighbors

Jason:
Figures you'd trot that one out, Tommy

Jason:
We had a good run, everybody. I think we've acted foal enough. Give yourselves a paddock the back

Cait:
that last one was horse shit

Jason:
I'm not mare-ied to it

Jason:
Let's get back on tack

Jason:
Hay, I sure am glad this latest build is more… stable

Joe:
i think it's time to put this pun out to stud

Jason:
Tired of the dog and pony show, Joe?

Joe:
the rate and quality has slowed to a gallop, is all

Jason:
It happens when we're all jockeying for punsition like that

Jason:
But, sometimes you just have to get down and derby

Joe:
It would be-hoof you to end this soon

Joe:
I think we've harnessed the full potential of the joke

Jason:
Yeah. I'm whinny anyway.

Jason:
Some of these puns were trough-ful

Joe:
Ok ok ok, we've gotten off track enough for one day

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